Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
For all the people who said Ellen didn’t tip the kid …. here’s the proof that she did indeed tip quite generously.
apply bun directly to the forehead
As an animal science major I can 100% certify that this is the correct usage of a bun.
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
An elegant meal for one, tonight.
Oh, you must be Professor Layton I presume. It’s an honour to make your acquaintance.
War shit stuck in tree shit.
trees literally don’t care about anything they just keep growing
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis